Dragon Fighting: Dealing with Depression


Warning: This post may contain depression and anxiety triggers.

Yesterday I went in to work on a Saturday (to make life easier for next week), had lunch with a friend, and went to hear a friend’s band play for a couple of hours. I also fought back tears four times (that I can count) before I finally got in the car to go home and let them go. Today, I dragged my ass out of bed, made some coffee, went to the couch, watched TV, and fell asleep for a long time. That is my life right now. I have written about my recent ADHD diagnosis (which still baffles me), but I have been avoiding writing much about the “D” word because I really don’t want to write about what set off this particular spell. I’ve been here before and I know that things do get better. However, at the moment, I am fighting a monster and this is my life:

1. If you notice that I am fighting back tears, know that when I am alone, I am alone, I cry a lot. If I pause and take several deep breaths mid-sentence, I am trying to gain control of my tears and keep them from coming. I know what conversations will bring them on, but sometimes they catch me off guard. When people ask me, “How are you doing?” I answer, “Fine,” or “Okay,” but that often prompts my eyes to well up. What I don’t say is, “I am just getting by.” Also know that I cry many mornings, and every single night. I need to buy stock in Kleenex or Puffs.

2. Yes, I work too much. Right now, throwing myself into work is all I can do. If I can stay busy, I might be able to keep the tears at bay for a little longer each day. If I can keep them at bay, maybe they will eventually go away. However, if I try to work too late, then I fall apart. I lose all ability to concentrate and dissolve into tears. I become a toddler who can’t pull it together some nights.

3. No, I am not having fun. I am not happy. I have lost my joy. Those things got taken from me. The best I can give you is that I showed up. I don’t remember the last real laugh I had. I know that it was over two months ago at this point. I can chuckle at things and sometimes I actually smile, but I really miss joy.

4. There are things that used to be easy and now they are hard. For the first time in my life, I cannot drive places alone. I used to shake my head when people said that they did not like getting on the freeway or driving long distances. It took me a month to manage to get to and from work and within the fifteen to twenty minute circle around my house without losing it (sobbing uncontrollably). Yesterday I committed to driving twenty minutes further than normal. I was biting my lip and fighting tears the entire way. If I say I can’t go somewhere, that may be why. I also find myself frightened or anxious in public at times. I have been drinking black coffee for a week because it just seemed too exhausting to stop by the grocery store to get half and half. I finally went by the store on my way home last night and realized that old anxieties had arisen when I felt crowded by the people behind me in line.

5. If I tell you that I cannot think about a particular issue or problem at the moment, it is not because I am being rude or dismissive. It means that there is a priority task, and I cannot switch, or I will completely lose focus. When I am tired or stressed, this is especially true. I can only manage one thing at a time because I am working to keep the walls up in my brain that keep the emotional overload at bay. When I say that I will deal with your issue tomorrow, later, or when I finish a particular task, I will. Please respect the amount of energy it takes to fight a dragon and to be productive at the same time.

6. I escape into distractions. At the moment I cannot read at night because I am having trouble concentrating (which makes me very sad). I know that I watch way too much television. However, I thank the creators of Netflix and Amazon Prime for the ability to marathon series. No commercials to set off an emotional response. My particular favorites at the moment involve killing monsters and minimal love interests. I am caught up on Supernatural and am currently working my way through Grimm. I also listen to a lot of audio books. I am enjoying listening to the Harry Potter books on audio (it has been a while since I last read them). I credit audio books and music with allowing me to drive at all!

6. Sleep sucks and I am almost always physically and emotionally exhausted. When I go to bed, I put my audio book on a timer and fall asleep pretty quickly. However, I wake up in the middle of the night— sometimes dreaming and upset, other times, just awake. Even when I don’t wake up at 2:00, or 3:00, or 4:00, I wake up at least half an hour before my alarm goes off. It takes me a few minutes to process how much work I was doing when I was supposed to be asleep. Questing after dragons while both awake and asleep…exhausting. I. Am. Tired.

7. I am trying. I really am. I am getting out and doing things with friends. I am trying to see things that are beautiful, even when beauty sometimes breaks my heart. I have good friends who know where I am right now and are getting me to come out and do things. I seem to have a few good days in a row, which may be followed by a few bad days. If I flake on you, it might just be that I am completely exhausted, or that I can’t stop crying. Please be patient with me. I’ll get back to normal.

I was reminded of a couple of posts by some pretty incredible women. The first is from Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggress, a couple of years ago, in which she explains what it is like when a depressive episode finally lifts. She credits friends, wine, and music. I second all three of those! I’m Coming out of This. Eventually

The second is more recently from Jen Yates over at Epbot (even if I never get as crafty as she is, her craft tutorials are amazing). She discusses the fact that we often fight against using medication for psychiatric disorders, but really, they are our Monster-Slaying Swords. It is hard for me to confess to my doctor that I need a higher dose of medication or that I am just not getting by.

Both of these writers inspire me and give me faith and hope that through the hard times, the joy and the laughs and the fun will be back again. That being said, I should make sure that I have clean clothes for tomorrow (as well as a clean me), and start facing the looming week. Let’s see what it  throws at me.

What should you be doing right now?




Saturday Six Word Story

Flies arrived. The decaying had begun.Typewriter-red

I love the concept of the six word story. Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway penned the following six word story to win a bet among writers: “For sale, Baby shoes,
Never worn.” 
It seems that this is probably just legend, or for that matter, an outright lie. That does not change the fact that a six word story makes for compelling inference.

As some background, I currently have an outbreak of fruit flies in my kitchen, and no amount of cleaning seems to dissuade them.

What is your six word story?

What should you be doing right now?


What is going on in there? My brain without ADHD

Okay, first of all, let’s get one thing straight— I have a diagnosis of an attention disorder, which is, according to the DSM-5 labeled as “Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder,” or ADHD. I do not think that anyone would have ever classified me as “hyperactive.” I am sure that I drove adults crazy at times, but I was not the child who bounced off the walls. I was, however, the child who could make a single page of math homework take hours because I was making up stories about each problem, or “doesn’t this pencil need to be a little bit sharper,” and then, “oh, look…Hello Kitty stationary.” Yep. Inattentive.That’s me. No matter how many systems I have tried to set up, I could never seem to to keep myself organized.

In my profession, umm…working with the “spies in training,” I work with many people who have ADHD diagnoses— both hyperactive and inattentive. Some are taking medication, and some are not. I also work with many adults, diagnosed, and self-diagnosed (either by themselves, or by me) who have an attention disorder. I only know a couple of other people my age who take medication for their conditions. Others feel that they cope just fine, or were on medication as children and adolescents and decided to stop taking it as adults.

I always thought that it was perfectly normal to have my mind racing from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to bed. I thought it was normal to think about five or more things at the same time or to constantly jump between disconnected thoughts. I thought that I was supposed to try to solve one problem while I was working on another task. I thought that asking myself repeatedly, “What am I supposed to be doing right now?” was normal. Whether this is normal or not, it is EXHAUSTING! If you combine this with a propensity toward depression and anxiety, during the bad times, it is unbearable.

I am not sure that I would have been diagnosed with an attention disorder if I had not been falling to pieces when I went to Dr. Head Doctor (the neurologist). Although all I wanted was a cure for my migraines, he recognized that something was not right in the way I was communicating and what I was telling him. The primary medication that he prescribed for me is Vyvanse. I also take a low dose Adderall “booster” in the afternoons if I am going to have to work in the evenings (because the job of a “future spy trainer” is never done). I am not saying this to endorse any medication, but because different medications have different effects. If you are reading this, I am giving no medical advice. Talk to your own Dr. Head Doctor!

The benefits of the medications I am taking are quite profound. First of all, the very fact that I am writing this is something that I could not do two weeks ago. Not to brag, but I am an intelligent woman, but it was always very difficult for me to focus my thoughts. Friends have told me that I have a voice and need to write, but I just could not organize my thoughts. It was difficult for me to complete tasks that required focused time because I was so easily distracted. A task like cleaning the kitchen or folding laundry would not get done until company was coming because I would get distracted or frustrated (oh, let’s face it— the laundry ended up in a pile in my bedroom). Even when I did finish a task, I felt no sense of accomplishment because I felt that more was looming over me. EXHAUSTING!

At work, I have found that I am able to focus my attention on one thing at a time. The young spies are very demanding, but I am able to set limits and tell them when I need a moment to deal with one issue before moving on to another. Just like at home, I am slowly getting my work space cleaned up. Now, it makes sense that I do not have to hold onto every paper that I have ever received. It is okay to throw things away because not everything is important. It is also becoming easier to tell how I need to prioritize tasks.

It would be great if everything was hunky-dory and my life was fixed with one or two magic beans…I mean pills. Along with the positives, there are some potential pitfalls to the medications I am on. I am perfectly happy that they suppress my appetite and reduce food cravings because it definitely makes it easier to lose weight (which I need to). That being said, the body needs fuel and I sometimes have to eat whether I want to or not. I also really have to pay attention and listen when my body is hungry. Also, because I am currently fighting a lot of emotional turmoil at the moment, I find that it is a lot easier to throw myself into work, and go flat-out, until I melt-down. Melt-down ain’t pretty, people (pass the tissues). I have to find the balance, figure out how to take care of myself, and heal from being hurt.

I did not develop an attention disorder at thirty-eight years old. I have always had it, but I was really good at coping and figuring things out. However, having this has made my life much more challenging. There were tasks that seemed so simple for other people, like using a to-do list, or keeping their desk neat, that just seemed impossible for me. I am curious to see how this new understanding will change the way I function. I do not think that everyone with an attention disorder needs to take medication. However, for me, I like the quiet and calm in my brain that I am experiencing now.

What should you be doing right now?



“Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens…”

Favorite ThingsI do like roses. When someone graces you with a flower name, you kind of have to go with it.I don’t really have a tremendous affection for kitten whiskers, but, each to her own.

One thing that has never been my favorite is today’s holiday. Especially with my current state of mind, I have avoided network television for the past month because I cannot be bombarded with lovey-dovey, diamond-encrusted, perfume-scented, chocolate-coated commercials. I will be very happy to see Easter take over the aisles of Target (they don’t pay me to sponsor them, but I am thinking they should). Even in a lousy state of mind, I wanted to make an attempt at something positive today. So, here we go, here are a a few of my favorite things:

Warm socks and slippers- When my feet get cold, the get so cold. One of the side effects I am experiencing from my ADHD medication is cold hands and feet. It seems that in the afternoon and evening, I am just chilled to the bone. I need my fuzzy slippers.

Baby elephants-  Or really, most large baby animals, but I especially love baby elephants. They make me happy. One of my best days ever was going to the zoo and the baby elephant was trumpeting. Cuteness overload, people! Cuteness overload! Baby giraffes are pretty awesome as well.

Jelly Belly jelly beans- Yup, one day I will be a rich and famous blogger and Jelly Belly will ask me to endorse their product. That will be a red letter day!

New Orleans- I love that city. That place has a magic to it. More than once in my life I have been there when things were low and something about that city makes me right…at least for a little while. Every year my girlfriends and I go there for a long weekend. That weekend is sacred, it is holy. Don’t mess with NOLA weekend, people.

Roses- I do love roses. They are my favorite flower. However, I really don’t like red roses very much. I prefer the other colors— especially yellows, or oranges, or corals. I can’t grow the things to save my life.

Red nail polish- My dad loves the 1939 classic, The Women (I don’t ask questions- the man likes a campy movie). Getting a manicure with Jungle Red nail polish is all the rage and starts quite a the turmoil in the movie. There is something about bright red nails that I just love. I also love red shoes, but that is another story.

Coffee- I come from a coffee family. I think that my blood may be at least 1/4 coffee. I have had to cut back since I started taking ADHD medication (though probably not as much as my doctor would like). I don’t “need” more caffeine throughout the day, but I find myself wishing that I could drink more than I do. Decaf is not an acceptable substitute. Blech!

Pens- This is a bit of a problem. I am always in search of the perfect pen. Also, when I find it, the manufacturer always seems to discontinue it. I am one of the odd people who actually prefers ball point pens to other varieties. I also find black ink highly preferable to blue.

Well, as far as the brown paper packages tied up with string, I guess that Amazon has those covered. Sometimes dogs bite, bees sting, and sometimes life is just plain shitty. I wish that the perfect favorite things could make the “sads” go away. I did find myself going to Target for a new lamp, toothpaste, and deodorant this morning, thinking, “Maybe I will find something that will make me happy.” Yeah, nope*. At least remembering that there are things that make me smile, makes me remember that I will smile.

*I could have bought a huge bag of Jelly Bellys, but I didn’t put it on my list, so I forgot.

What should you be doing right now?







“Invitation” by Shel Silverstein

If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hoper, a pray-er, a magic-bean-buyer…
If your’e a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!

Silverstein, Shel. Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Poems & Drawings of Shel Silverstein. New York: Harper and Row, 1974.

LIarI come from a long line of liars. My dad is a liar. My grandpa was a liar. My great-grandmother was the biggest liar of them all. My sisters can be liars. I think that my niece and nephew might be liars, but they are young and only time will tell. The kind of liars I am talking about are story-tellers. If you read my “About” page, I claim to be a trainer of spies, named Rosie. Yeah, that is a mostly-lie, so I am part of that club too.

There is a huge difference between being a liar and being a good yarn-spinner, memory-keeper, truth-embellisher, leg-puller. The kind of liars I am talking about are the people who can tell a good story. Interestingly, the best storytellers I have known are also some of the most honest people. I think that when everything you come across has the potential to be an interesting story, there is no need to falsify the record. The facts are what make the story so amazing.

Why is this important? I have spent the day reading stories the “future-spies” wrote. It is 6:00 and I am about half done (Yes, these are one page stories. No, even with medication, I am not particularly focused today). Some of them are doing a great job writing stories and I have had some laughs, though it has not been a great day for me. For the past few days, I have been thinking about the difference between the truth and lies we tell ourselves.

I don’t tell everyone I meet everything about myself, but I consider myself to be an open and honest person. I try to present myself as I really am, without embellishment or excessive dramatics. I hope that when you know me, you don’t have to guess what I really mean or if I am engaging in some kind of manipulation. I was in one relationship with a man who would joke about “those games women play.” Among other things, that was one of the many nails in that relationship coffin. It may take time to get to know me, but you will never have to guess if you know “the real me.” Most of the time I have a good sense of who is a like-minded person, and therefore, trustworthy. I am put-off by those who strike me as false and avoid interaction with them as much as possible.

In previous posts, I have alluded to the “emotional stomach-virus.” The germ that started it was a very small lie that someone who seemed trustworthy told me. That lie turned into a bigger deception which could not be sustained. When those lies fell apart, his world came apart, and consequently, my world crashed down around me. Because I was being honest and transparent, I expected that he was too. I believed what I was told because I had no reason not to. When someone breaks trust with a genuinely honest person, the damage they do can be monumental.

There is a fine line between truth and fiction in real life. There are times to keep things to yourself. Trust me— there are times that people give me more information about themselves than I ever wanted. I suppose that this is just to say to those who are like me, be cautious. I am painfully reminded how tender the trusting heart is. To those who create a persona that is different from reality, is everyone involve in agreement about the charade? Can it be sustained? What damage will it do when it falls apart?

Now that I have expressed that warning, I am not going to stop telling stories. I hope that at some point I will be able to see the ridiculousness in life again and tell the story. Right now, the best I have in me is a chuckle every now and again. Maybe I will even figure out how to write some real lies— we call that fiction, right?

Now that I have killed another hour of my sweet time, I suppose I will go back to reading the young “spies” lies… since that is what I should be doing right now.

What should you be doing right now?




Favorite Words

I am a lover of words. At times I find myself searching for the perfect word, or I must excuse myself when I am not positive that I am using a Dictionaryword correctly. At times words seem to dig into my brain and I use them again and again.

My word at work lately has been “apoplectic.” It means very angry or exited. It can also mean showing symptoms of a stroke. Today I explained to a young man that I felt apoplectic when he interrupted me as I was trying to answer another student’s question. He facetiously responded, “Yeah, sure, I know I know what that means.” At least the student he interrupted replied, “It means she is annoyed.” At the very least, someone understands context clues. After almost getting hit by another car this morning (someone needs to fix the lines at that intersection— same thing happened yesterday), a series of strange e-mails which confirmed that adults do not read directions any better than students, and a day spent with a lot of wheel spinning, and some wheel reinventing, I left work feeling kind of apoplectic. Sigh. Tomorrow is Friday.

On a more positive note, I have also been thinking about the word “adorable.” I am not talking about cute, cuddly, stuffed animal, baby kitten, adorable. I am talking about “worthy of being adored” (per Merriam-Webster). If anyone called me adorable in the cuddly sense, I would kindly ask them to reconsider. While there may be some truth to that, I want to be “lovingly admired.” I want someone to be devoted to me. I think that everyone deserves to be considered adorable in this sense. I do not want to be worshiped. In The Fellowship of the Rings, Galadriel says, “In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night!” I don’t think that I could take over a fantasy world, but If I was worshiped, I suspect I would become rather apoplectic. When all is right in my world, I am sure that I am quite adorable (in the admiration and devotion sense).

I am also reminded that I love the word “druthers.” Last year when a past group of “future spies” was reading the novel, To Kill a Mockingbird one of them asked what the word “druthers” meant. I began explaining that it was a word that came from a contraction of the phrase, “I would rather.” As I went through this process of explaining the word, I looked around at the “spies” and realized that they were staring at me with mouths agape, not because I was astounding them with my wit, but because they realized what a nerd I am.

Tomorrow I may have new favorite words, but those are the ones that are with me at the moment. What words sing to you?

What should you be doing right now?






Good Days and Bad Days

SparrowLast week I was so excited! I thought that I had found a miracle. I thought that treating my attention disorder (as Dr. Head Doctor calls it) was going to be the solution to all that ailed me. I felt so much better for four days. I felt better than I had in two months! I had energy! I could get things done! It was fantastic! I think I talked a lot! With exclamation marks! Day five was when the crash began to hit.

If you have read my previous post, I have alluded to the emotional “stomach virus” that I have been living with for the past two months (or maybe I should call it a “heart virus,” but that sounds really terrible and life threatening). In two months, I can count two good days. I spent them in New Orleans with my darling, supportive, loving friends. Even those days were bittersweet and I absolutely crashed on the drive home. Some days that have been tolerable; I get by. Then, there are the bad days.

On the bad days I wake up thinking about the germ that caused the “stomach virus.” I think about the exact moment it entered my body, wrecking havoc. I think about how good things appeared to be before it struck. Sometimes this starts at a normal-ish hour (when did 5:30 a.m. become a normal time to wake). Other times it happens in the middle of the night. On the bad days, I know that the second that my brain is empty, the virus is going to attack. When the virus attacks, the tears will start. On the bad days, walking across the house is a chore because my body aches and is so very, very tired.

Since I started taking medication to manage ADD last week, I have found that I am better able to focus on tasks and get one thing done at a time— even on the bad days. However, I still find that I am not as efficient on these days. I flit a bit more. I work more slowly. I focus, but probably on the wrong tasks. I can’t really prioritize. The medication does allow me to escape into work, but then I find myself working until there is nothing left of me. I try to escape the building without anyone seeing me because the tears are starting to well up in my eyes. By the time I get to the freeway, I am sobbing. Sometimes it passes, and others it goes on all night.

I recently read that many people feel better after a good cry, but people who suffer from depression often do not. I remember when I was a young teenager, I would watch Beaches or Steel Magnolias because they would always bring on a good, stress relieving cry. As time went on, and depression took hold, crying was no longer stress relieving. Now, when I start crying, I cannot stop; I am not in control. It is like being forced to run emotional sprints several times a day. It is embarrassing. On a bad day, I never know when my mind is going to take the opportunity to drift and and I am going to end up fighting back tears in front of others. I don’t know when someone will ask or say something that strikes a nerve and the sprint starts—figuratively the tears, and literally to find a way to hide.

As a teenager, I fell into a state of chronic depression, but did not receive treatment or support. I began seeing a therapist and taking antidepressants in college and mostly got it under control. In my late twenties, I was also diagnosed with anxiety and a medication change really helped. I have spent years off medication and done fine. However, an antidepressant which also helps with anxiety just makes it easier to be me.

All of this is to say, it has been a very long time since I have been in this low a place. I had forgotten what it is like for a low to last this long. I said that there are good days. When I started taking medication for ADD, I suppose it made me feel so much better. For a few days it shut up the part of my brain that kept yelling at me, “YOU ARE SAD!!!” There were times during those four days that I really laughed, not just chuckled, but laughed. I thought, “Maybe this is it. Maybe I’ve turned a corner.” I wanted to see people and get out and do things. I cleaned the public areas of the house for the first time in a month (spare rooms will have to wait for the next round of good days).

Day five, I woke up and felt the exhaustion. I still met friends for lunch and a massage, but the “sad” hit during the massage. I came home, curled up on the couch, and started watching Grimm (we need more shows about killing monsters— but that is another post). It is now Wednesday and I am still waiting for this to let up. Who knows— maybe it is just work that makes me feel this way— come on weekend!

Why am I writing this? I hope that eventually I will be able to write about something other than how I am feeling, but right now this is what I have to get out of my brain. If I don’t sort through this, I can’t write stories about fluffy cats and unicorns. I hope that eventually some part of my story will reach someone who needs to hear it. Also, I am claiming that this will pass. It will take time to recover from having something I wanted and thought was good taken away from me, but I will recover.

I am lucky because though I know mental illness, it has not prevented me from getting an education or doing my job. Through my latest experience, I have had a few more limitations. I can only drive limited distances and I have to substantially limit my social interaction. There are somethings I want to do like go to church, but I am afraid of that much public exposure. In spite of those limitations, one aspect of my depression that I have overcome is the lie that I am worthless and unlovable. For many years that lie haunted me. I might be a hot mess right now, but one thing I am certain of is that I am worthy of love, friendship, and most of all, respect. If you are reading this and happen to be doubting your worth, please let me inform you that you are quite valuable— and I might be right.

Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. And even the very hairs on your head are numbered. So don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows. —Matthew 10:29-31

What should you be doing right now?





A headache, a doctor, and pharmaceutical speed

This piece was written very late at night and was the first that I wrote for this blog. I admit that I did not trust my judgement when I wrote it so I held off on posting it until I could reread it in the light of day. Please forgive the length. I have a compulsion to tell the whole story.

It all started with a headache. No, it all started with a prescription. Wait, no­— it all started with a rash. Wait, no— it all started with Thanksgiving, but that really is another story for another time (after lots and lots of therapy). Every few years I break out in a rash. Maybe eczema, maybe, Satan’s own particular way of torturing me. Knowing that I could not face the weekend covered in itchy bumps, I braved a “Doc-in-the-Box” to beg for a particular topical cream which had brought relief in the past.

Apparently, the fine professionals at “Doc-in-the-Box” cannot give you a prescription for a topical cream if you complain that your rash is on your face (side note: my “lady doctor” had no problem writing that script, though he does not deal with my face). D.i.t.B. will write you a script for a very high dose of oral steroids. However, said trained professionals will not adequately warn you, the poor, unsuspecting patient, of the side effects of said steroids. For those of you unfamiliar with prednisone’s side effects, they include nausea, mood swings, and for me, a headache that felt like a railroad spike had been driven through my skull. They will also not advise you that you really are stuck with this drug cycle for at least two to three weeks. Needless to say, I will not be juicing up unless I am near deaths door and that is the only thing that will save me.

Fast-forward a week in the future and days of constant nausea later (the mood swings did not start until I was almost off of the hell pills). I now have a great deal of sympathy for those with medical conditions that require oral steroids. If you have to live with the side effects I did, I am so very sorry! About half way through this experience, I experienced a shit storm in my personal life. I am not going into it now, but let’s just say that it was of the explosive variety. That was when the headache hit.

I have always had headaches. When I say always, I mean since I was very small. I remember when I was maybe four or five­— my mom took me to a special doctor about my headaches. They said that they would have to put me in a big machine to take pictures of my head and it would be loud and I would have to be very still. They took me in to see the machine at work. A woman was in the machine and they were about to sedate her because she was moving too much. It was scary. It was an MRI and honestly, between ear infections, tubes, and all the other above the neck ailments I suffered, it probably wouldn’t have been a big deal. However, I thought that they were trying to scare me because they thought that I was complaining of headaches because I liked the taste of baby aspirin too much (what child raised in the 70s and 80s did not have a taste for those bitter orange pills— our parents should have given us more candy). I guess that I stopped complaining enough that I saved myself from an MRI, but I grew up believing that headaches were just a part of life.

Typically, my headaches can last from three days to a week. I have had headaches that have lasted for months. Some things bring them on (damn you delicious, delicious red wine and soft cheeses). Sometimes I get “auras” where I see lights flashing in my peripheral vision. Typically this is a warning sign that a headache is coming on, and I have three days of fun ahead of me. When I “come off” a headache, I am exhausted. I have a day or so where I just cannot think or make sense out of anything. As I have lived with this particular pattern at least since adolescence, I am not sure how many people truly understand this kind of headache.

Now, as I said, the typical headache is a three day ordeal. The one that started the chain of events that led me to taking completely legal, doctor prescribed speed was a whole ‘nother ball game. For a week, I felt like I had a railroad spike driven through my head above my right eye, exiting at the base of my skull. Now, I am very familiar with the concept of hyperbole. I do not exaggerate! After three days of this agony (and again, not wanting to end up at “Doc-in-the-Box,” or the ER over the weekend), I e-mailed the “lady doctor” and told him that I needed something to get rid of the railroad spike. I would have accepted a script for pliers, forceps, or basically, a handgun, at that point. As his specialty is below the waist, he sent in a script for migraine medicine, and referred me to a neurologist.

Apparently doctor name dropping works because the “head doctor” was able to get me in within the month (on New Year’s Eve to be exact— crazy, I know). By the time I saw Dr. HD, the railroad spike headache was down to a dull ache, but  still present. I filled out an extensive questionnaire and he asked me a bunch of questions to which I was only allowed to answer “yes,” or “no.” I was reprimanded if I tried to divert and give additional information. I have watched enough House to know that this is something called “differential diagnosis.” However, when you are still suffering from the general confusion of a month long headache, a metaphorical emotional stomach virus, and meeting a new doctor, it is kind of unnerving. At the end of the visit I had had a EEG of my brain, was prescribed two different pills to control headaches, and sent for that MRI that I did not get as a child. Diagnosis: I have a genetic anomaly that makes me susceptible to migraines, I have more degenerative arthritis in my neck than I should (no idea why), and I do not have a “tuh-mah.”

Now, this is where we get to the legal speed. Each time I visited Dr. Head Doctor he asked me if I had ever been diagnosed with an attention disorder. Nope. Never. Full disclosure, I have been diagnosed with depression and anxiety. I do not wear it on a t-shirt, but I fight the good fight and I will tell just about anyone who wants to know about my experience. However, no psychiatrist that I have seen has ever considered an attention disorder. That being said, when I have seen therapists, I have been there because I was either in a state of extreme depression or anxiety and there were circumstances to prompt them. Why would you question the attention issues of a person who is obviously depressed because of a break up  or experiencing anxiety because of a change in life circumstance?

Dr. HD (yes, I realize that is redundant­— this is stream of consciousness— deal with it) seemed to know exactly how to treat my headaches, but he seemed more worried about other issues . His focus on attention issues annoyed me at first. I mean, anyone who knows me knows that  I keep all of the balls I juggle in the air— until they start crashing down on my head. On my second or third visit, he explained that he often saw people come in who had been treated for depression and anxiety and were dealing with undiagnosed attention problems. That might have been the visit when I was crying in his office (shit hurricane still raging and all). While I have never considered myself as someone with Attention Deficit Disorder, I agreed to take the computerized test the following week.

I have been having good days and bad days lately. That’s not true— most of the days have been bad. The day I went to take the ADD test was a “meh” day; it was better than awful, but not great. I went in to the office and was brought back to the computer testing room.  I was instructed to listen to directions, and then take the test. Now, to describe the test, I was instructed that I colored shape would appear inside another colored shape, either at the top or at the bottom. I was to click a button when it appeared at the top of the colored shape . At least, I think that is what the directions said. As the test began, I was thinking, first, “Oh, my God, how am I going to do this for twenty minutes?” I then thought about all of the things that I had done throughout the day and switched to, “Wow, it sure is nice to only have one job at this moment.” At first the test was easy and I thought that I was doing great. No problem. However, as I reached portions that had more and more positive input (I had to click), I started making mistakes. At times, while my brain was saying, “Don’t click,” I would realize that my thumb was clicking the button. I don’t think the computer had any way of registering my hitting the desk with my other hand and yelling “Shit!”

Long story­—well, it is still a long story— I was officially diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder at thirty eight years old. I was surprised until I really thought about my patterns. When I think of an adult with ADD, I think of several of my friends (who I love dearly) who have a difficult time staying on topic in conversations or staying focused on tasks. That is not me. I can have a focused conversation. I can appear to stay on task. Because I am smart and capable, I can fake it and people think I am very focused. However, what they do not realize is that I am constantly asking myself, “What am I supposed to be doing right now?” This means that tasks may take me longer and I expend more energy than I need to in order to accomplish anything. Also, it is very hard for me to prioritize. I learned this when I took the computer test. I think I was doing “okay” when the positive input  was limited. However, when I reached a long series of positive input, that is when I stated making mistakes.  When several demands come at me at once, it is difficult for me to determine what I need to give my attention to. Therefore, in my “natural state” everything seems equally important. My “natural state” is exhausting.

Today was the first day that I tried taking medication for ADD. Basically, the medications are speed—legal, pharmaceutical speed. I was terrified. I was afraid that I was going to be edgy, nervous, or anxious. I wanted to try the medication that was prescribed to me over the weekend, but due to insurance issues, it took a week get the medication. I did not want to wait until next weekend to start so that left me starting on a work day. I followed Dr. HD’s directions and took the medicine with a protein and fat (I ate a boiled egg), and avoided citrus. As I started my day, I kept waiting for a jolt, but it never came. What I felt was calm. When I had three tasks on my plate, I realized that I needed to tell others that I would help them when I finished those. I could focus on one thing at a time and if I needed to move from one task to another, I was actually switching tasks, not just trying to juggle.

I would have easily told you that I take medication to manage anxiety and depression. Who cares if I take medication to prevent migraines? However, I never would have guessed that I would have been diagnosed with and attention disorder. What I will say is that as a first day impression I have never taken a medication that has made such a difference the first time I have taken it. I wonder what would have happened if I had had that MRI at four years old.

I am not a medical professional. I am not saying that you have ADD. I am sharing my experience. It is also 11:40 and I am a little “spazzy” so I need to see how the sleep thing is going to work out.

Epilogue- I have been taking medication for ADD for five days now. I take an extended release medication in the morning and a “booster” in the afternoon. The timing of the booster is a little finicky to work out. What I have learned over the week is that I definitely need it in my system or I have a difficult time focusing on tasks around the house in the evening. However, the first day I took the booster too late in the afternoon and it left me manic and sleepless that first night. I have learned to take that earlier in the afternoon so that it is out of my system in time for me to sleep.

The night that I wrote this, I was a bit manic (just ask my cat— she let me know the next morning that my behavior was unacceptable). Partially it was because I had taken the booster too late, and partially because I felt good to feel, well good. I have been feeling really, really bad for a long time. While I still have a lot of emotional garbage to sort, this medication has allowed me to think about and focus on other things. I have edited this in the morning because some things need to be looked at in the light of day. I have decided to leave it as long (and let’s face it, kind of chaotic) as it is because this is the first true piece that I wrote for the blog.

What should you be doing right now?



What should you be doing right now?

It is difficult to decide what a an initial blog post should be about. I remember getting diaries as a kid. It seemed like people always thought I needed diaries. What they did not realize is that they were really stressing me the hell out! “Which pen should I write with? What would I write about? What if I made a mistake on those perfectly white pages? Damn it! Why didn’t they just give me a book to read instead? Ooooo! Babysitter’s Club!” 

Access to computers made writing easier for me because nothing is permanent. I can fix my errors with out sloppy cross outs and delete the incriminating evidence. However, putting my writing out for the world to see, that is still a leap of faith. I will be judged for comma splices. Those who were able to pay better attention in high school English than I will notice, and shake a disapproving head when I end sentences with the occasional preposition. Get out your red pens, people. I’m laying it out here (I promise that was an accident!).

Why am I doing this? I admire women who are bold, wry, and transparent about their struggles. I admire Jenny Lawson of The Blogress and Jen Yates of Cake Wrecks  and Epbot for the strength they show in sharing both their joys and struggles and laying out to readers who they really are. I have also been inspired by Vloggers like Bunny from Grav3yardgirl and many others, though I believe that I am a bit too old and dull to start pointing a camera at my face without a professional makeup artist an lighting. I can’t forget that Jen Lancaster, whose memoirs always make me laugh started as a blogger. It seems that it might be time to start this writing thing instead of just thinking about it. After all, if I mess up a page in this diary, I can always delete it.

At this moment, the ink is on the page. The diary is no longer unmarred and perfect but neither is the life. Then again, the perfect empty diary is pretty boring as is the perfect life.